I got to the Nutmeg Cafe, and after a brief exchange with a rude barista who was leaving, refusing to make Lola a cappuccino, Kyu gave me some solid advice, in that she “loves her some chocolate.” I figured Lola needed some time to think about the horrible display of customer service (and I was pretty embarrassed by Kyu’s statement) so before we continued talking about how gorgeous Lola was, I took my Telling Women They’re Beautiful and I Want to Bang Them parade on to Lusties Nightclub, where that girl with the glasses who didn’t want to do her job had gone to. And yet the dialogue options were all presumptuous, horrific openers that I’d never think to say to anyone, male or female: “How much?” “Ten outta ten” for her “supremely nice tits?” I couldn’t avoid sounding like an asshole. She was a little on the extroverted side, which made sense according to her character profile, which listed that she’s an adult film star and the mother of none other than Tiffany. Turns out Blondie (Jessie, I learned) was a bit of a “cougar,” according to Kyu. When I arrived at the next location, Blondie was already flirting with Lola, so I actually felt a little like I was imposing. Beli was nice and inoffensive enough, but I wanted to see what was going on with Blondie, so I left to go track her down. It had some sort of hideous pot leaf on it, which I guess gave it some #edgedgeneddy, but it really got me wondering who was in charge of the costume design here there were some real stinkers thus far. Beli was hanging out with a blonde who was trying to make her wear a bikini.
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